This goes out to all the peeps in Meta whom I had the greatest privilege and honor to work with. I will miss you lots! You guys are flipping awesome!!!

Sang to the tune of CAKE – I WILL SURVIVE

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
kept thinking I could not design what you had specified
But then I spent too many days redrawing what you just said wrong
and I grew strong
and I learned how to get along
 
And now you're back
with more amends
I just walked in to find you here
with that dumb*** look on your face
I should have changed that stupid plan
I should have made you pay that fee
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Oh go now go,
delete that box
move the pic around now
you don't wanna pay for it anymore
Were you the one who tries to bug me with amends
you think I'd crumble
you think I lie down and die?

Oh no not I
I will survive...