Today's entry is a joke about working life...

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B.S. = 103%

SO, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but B.S. will put you over the top.

Now you all know...shhhhhh!! Don't tell anyone but your boss is really an idiot. Hehehe.... hope this brings a smile to your face today. Catch you all laterz! =0)